"Life is a gift horse in my opinion"
*takes place in a gallery near or on St. James' St. and is witnessed by a friend of the DEALER whose view is blocked by an... uh... let's call it an installation and the ASSISTANT who stands alongside the DEALER*
I'd like to take ten of these
That would be £XXX,XXX
I will pay only half of that.
Ok... I'll tell you what. I'll give it to you for half if you show me your knickers.
*pause*
*some shuffling*
One should never wear white suspenders with black stockings.
